Carl Michael von Hausswolff, Mike Harding and Heitor Alvelos
Sinopsis
On this day, you will witness the writing of an important page in our History and in the History of the Kingdom of Elgaland-Vargaland (KREV – KonungaRikena Elgaland-Vargaland). We shall all be able to witness a diplomatic meeting taking place behind closed doors, between a sovereign and two ambassadors from KREV, where they will discuss the matters that are necessary for formalising and opening their consulate in Lisbon. In order to enjoy the privilege of attending this unique session, you will have to bring a gift of food for the King, so that we can all share in a royal banquet outside Teatro Maria Matos, in the early evening. All those guests who bring their gift with them have the right to participate in the banquet and can watch the diplomatic work taking place and listen to the singing of the KREV national anthem. It will be a day to be recorded in the annals of History.
And if, besides this, what if we also tell you that you have already visited KREV? It isn’t a surprise: this double kingdom not only receives an overwhelming number of visitors and tourists every year, but it is also the world’s largest state. The whole of its surface consists of frontier territories: geographical, mental and virtual. All of the space dividing the countries is claimed by the kings; all the area of the international waters and the demilitarised zones too; some mental states, such as the state of somnolence or the state of alarm have already been annexed too; the same thing happens with the virtual or the digital space. Any little bit of space, physical or virtual, which does not have an apparent owner, is immediately claimed by the sovereignty of KREV – just like the kingdom of the dead or the moribund state, which means that this autocratic dual monarchy is the most heavily populated in the world.